TrailerSpy Mobile iPhone App
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Introducing TrailerSpy Mobile!
We at TrailerSpy are very excited to be offering this new app, which delivers our entire collection of Movie Trailers, Game Trailers, TV Trailers and Book Trailers directly to your iPhones or iPod Touch. However, before we get into the specifics, we just have a few disclaimers that our lawyers told us we had to mention up-front, to clear us from any possible liability if something were to go wrong during the usage of this app: 1) Please do not purchase this app if you are in a committed relationship. Because TrailerSpy Mobile has the most trailers of any app currently on the market, purchasing this app may lead to excessive trailer-viewing, even during important couple's activities, such as mealtime or during sex. And if there's one thing that's been proven to end an otherwise healthy relationship, it's watching the trailer for the latest Quentin Tarantino film during nooky. 2) Please do not purchase this app if you own a car. Unlike those other trailer apps, TrailerSpy Mobile displays trailers as soon as they hit the web, which may lead you to check for new trailers at inappropriate times, such as while you're mowing down innocent pedestrians in your SUV. 3) Please do not purchase this app if you own a computer. Because TrailerSpy Mobile is now 3x faster, you'll now be able to watch your favorite trailers more quickly than ever, even when all you've got is a phone connection. Now, I know your computer has told you that she's not the jealous type, but it's just that she thought she was your favorite way to view trailers, that you'd never find another trailer-viewing device better than her, you good-for-nothing little 4) Please do not purchase this app if you have friends. Because of TrailerSpy Mobile's convenient search and sorting options, you'll be able to find any trailer you want, whenever you want it, which will likely lead to some serious trailer-envy among your non-TrailerSpy Mobile-owning friends, who may then kill you and steal your iPhone in order to save the 99 cents it would cost them to buy the app themselves. And finally 5) Please do not purchase this app if you own an iPhone or an iPod Touch. Because TrailerSpy Mobile not only offers mainstream trailers, but also independent trailers, as well as extras such as clips, featurettes, and TV Spots, purchasing this app may lead to obsessive, non-stop usage, and while we're no doctor, we're pretty sure that this will no-doubt cause the skin on your hand to begin to fuse with your iPhone or iPod Touch, eventually causing the skin to envelop your device completely, so that your hand soon becomes nothing more than an iPhone-shaped block that won't stop ringing and more importantly, won't allow you to play your favorite trailers anymore. Anyway, that's it for the disclaimers. Now onto a list of the app's main... Wait a minute... What did we just... No relationships, no cars, no computers, no friends, no iPhones... Well now there's nobody left to sell this damn app to. God damnit, the frickin' lawyers screwed us again! Screenshots:
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