John Tucker is a high school cheater, all his girlfriends want revenge, yada yada yada. Isn’t that Jesse Matcalfe guy from Desperate Housewives, so wouldn’t that make him about 40 years old? What is he doing in high school? I must be getting more old-fashioned as I inch closer to 30 because John Tucker Must Die is supposed to be PG-13, but I wouldn’t want my teenage cousins to see it. Skip It.

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